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what is this world coming to? lmao

what is this world coming to? lmao

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I like my men how I like my coffee. I… don’t like… coffee… Well, this is awkward.

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
no-service-in-the-club:

i was super high when i did this

no-service-in-the-club:

i was super high when i did this

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